"we’re having guests over come downstairs"
- *about to get murdered*
- murderer: any last words
- me: imagine how is touch the sky
- *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
bus starts moving and you havent sat down yet
“haha and then what? :)”
straight white boy sexting proverb (via sweetbeatboxin4000)